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Wednesday June 30, 2004
[1] Who cares?
[2] Did you just fart or is that my feet?
[3] What’s the square root of pi?
[4] Which came first, the chicken or the mcchicken sandwich?
[5] What do you think of you?
[6] What’s the fondlest memory you have of me?
[7] are we both going to die in a blazing display of guns and violence?
[8] Do you love PAIN?
[9] Who’s the man?
[10] Would you hug a cactus?
[11] Would you kiss me? please?
[12] Would you have crazy dirty motel monkey sex with me? (again, please?)
[13] Are we distant?
[14] Emotionally, what stands out about your mom?
[15] Do you wish I was cooler than your mom?
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how rad am me?
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you just picked your nose and ate it.
[18] Am I lame?
[19] How long have you known PAIN, SORROW and DESPAIR?
[20] Describe me in one obscene metaphor.
[21] What was your first impression of the film “The Piano?”
[22] Do you still think that way about The Incredible Hulk movie?
[23] What do you think my greatest weakness is in bed?
[24] Do you think I’ll get chained to a rock for the sea gods to consume me as a sacrifice?
[25] What about you makes me happy?
[26] What about everyone else makes you sad?
[27] What reminds you of a pile of old newspapers on fire and burning green from the ink?
[28] What’s something you would change about something?
[29] How well do you know the official rules of nude full contact co-ed foosball?
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t remember when you finally found me?
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?
[32] Who would oyu like me to kill?
[33] How much would you pay me to do it?
[34] Depending on who it is, I might do it for free.

Posted 6/30/2004 at 1:15 AM

3 Comments

[1] Who cares?  uh, john ashcroft.
[2] Did you just fart or is that my feet?  it would be MY feet.
[3] What’s the square root of pi?  one point osmehting or other.
[4] Which came first, the chicken or the mcchicken sandwich?  neither.  she came first and i kept going for a bit.
[5] What do you think of you?  um, i’m ok i guess.
[6] What’s the fondlest memory you have of me? i haven’t fondled you.  yet.
[7] are we both going to die in a blazing display of guns and violence?  i hope so.
[8] Do you love PAIN?  i live in a world of PAIN!
[9] Who’s the man? me.
[10] Would you hug a cactus?  only if it was horny.
[11] Would you kiss me? please? perhaps.
[12] Would you have crazy dirty motel monkey sex with me? (again, please?)  you got it wrong on ym page.  the motel isnt dirty, the sex is.
[13] Are we distant?  halfway between here and there (an rxb song!)
[14] Emotionally, what stands out about your mom?  um, she used to take these purple pills and i think i got my fuckeduppedness from her.
[15] Do you wish I was cooler than your mom?  nobody is cooler than my mom but me.
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how rad am me? me am ultra rad.
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you just picked your nose and ate it.  i didn’t.  it was a scratch and then i had a piece of green jelly that happened to be stuck on my nose as well.
[18] Am I lame? i am.
[19] How long have you known PAIN, SORROW and DESPAIR?  a few years now.
[20] Describe me in one obscene metaphor.  um, retards humping a doorknob whilst fellating burlington cops.  for money.
[21] What was your first impression of the film “The Piano?”  never saw it.  HA!
[22] Do you still think that way about The Incredible Hulk movie?  why and how did the guy who directed “crouching tiger, hidden dragon” get the hulk movie to direct.  more to the point, why and how does he htink it is at all kosher that the biggest battle in he film takes place between the hulk and a POODLE in the tops or a REDWOOD FOREST GODDAMMIT!!!???!!!
[23] What do you think my greatest weakness is in bed?  um, form what i hear an inablility to reach climax.  or something.  i wouldnt know.  yet.
[24] Do you think I’ll get chained to a rock for the sea gods to consume me as a sacrifice?  like casseopoeia, word up.
[25] What about you makes me happy?  “the horse anatomy”  oh, wait.  nevermind.
[26] What about everyone else makes you sad?  ignoramitus and sheeplism and shasta (the ex, nto the soda.  i still like the soda).  dammit.
[27] What reminds you of a pile of old newspapers on fire and burning green from the ink?  i burned whiskey one time and people got mad at me for it.
[28] What’s something you would change about something?  everything.  and stuff.
[29] How well do you know the official rules of nude full contact co-ed foosball?  i invented the sport, silly.
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t remember when you finally found me?  no.  who are you?
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?  maybe, but i would probably do it first.
[32] Who would you like me to kill?  um.  i dunno.  yet.
[33] How much would you pay me to do it?  in money?  or other ways?  it depends.
[34] Depending on who it is, I might do it for free.  sweet.

make sure this gets spread around, it is IMPERATIVE that we counter the evil virus-like quiz that i made this to be like.

Posted 6/30/2004 at 2:17 AM by Ithinkyoucanseeherkidneys

[1] Who cares? I do.
[2] Did you just fart or is that my feet?  Probably your feet
[3] What’s the square root of pi?  ~3.14
[4] Which came first, the chicken or the mcchicken sandwich?  Chicken…
[5] What do you think of you?  I’m stupid
[6] What’s the fondlest memory you have of me?  Hmm… That one night… out of breath… heh…
[7] are we both going to die in a blazing display of guns and violence?  HELL YEA!
[8] Do you love PAIN?  Only from you :-P
[9] Who’s the man?  Kirk, because he has a car.
[10] Would you hug a cactus?  Only if it hugs me.
[11] Would you kiss me? please?  I try to…  often as I can.
[12] Would you have crazy dirty motel monkey sex with me? (again, please?)  I thought once would be enough…
[13] Are we distant?  Sort of… right now
[14] Emotionally, what stands out about your mom?  That she is a fucking cunt
[15] Do you wish I was cooler than your mom?  You are WAYYYY cooler than my mom.
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how rad am me?  You iz 10 a rad be.
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you just picked your nose and ate it.  Bonehead… I was low on salt…
[18] Am I lame?  Only when you can’t get wet.
[19] How long have you known PAIN, SORROW and DESPAIR?  about a year.
[20] Describe me in one obscene metaphor.  Hell’s Angel                                                             [21] What was your first impression of the film “The Piano?”  What the fuck is that?
[22] Do you still think that way about The Incredible Hulk movie?  Yea, it sucked, turds don’t have arms.
[23] What do you think my greatest weakness is in bed?  hmm…  Kinda my fault, but you don’t come.
[24] Do you think I’ll get chained to a rock for the sea gods to consume me as a sacrifice? Yea
[25] What about you makes me happy? Everything
[26] What about everyone else makes you sad?  Ignorance
[27] What reminds you of a pile of old newspapers on fire and burning green from the ink?  butane lighters
[28] What’s something you would change about something?  I would make posers have neon signs implanted on their heads.
[29] How well do you know the official rules of nude full contact co-ed foosball?  Dunno, care to teach?
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t remember when you finally found me?  Yea.
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?  Only this one guy… death by choking on purple dildo…
[32] Who would oyu like me to kill?  a cop                                                               [33] How much would you pay me to do it?  I never had to bay before :`-(
[34] Depending on who it is, I might do it for free.  That’s not a question…

well…

Praise for the worthy, hate for the rest,

Nik

Posted 6/30/2004 at 2:50 PM by whatthehellsgoingon

 

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