I hate hiccups.

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Hiccups are the most annoying thing EVER. When I hiccup I feel rude. I’m interrupting someones conversation, or making the silence “AWKWARD”.  I think it is rude, but can’t be helped, like a crying child in the middle of church. REMOVE it from the situation. How is he sleeping through this. God I missed him. How did I win the most perfect man in the world. hiccups are like backwards burps, but why don’t they stop? what causes them and has there ever been found the cure for the common hiccup? You would think something so basic would have a remedy with something other than the family cure of supercalafragulisticexpealldoeous. *le sigh* 

Ps. Knight is so handsome when he sleeps.